Is That You Or Does My Mouth Just Stink?

So i got back home from work relatively without incident lastnite. I guess maybe cos i was accosted at the bus-stop by this guy that wanted to help me "get back in fellowship with god". Right! Do i look lost to you, mofo? Nah... actually we got on well after he stopped tryng to convert me. I think he got the idea after i said "there was no way [he] was gonna convince me that going by Christ was the only way, cos that would be saying that Muslims, Hindus, Taoists, Shintoists, [Witches etc..] would all be going to hell"

Anyway.. so changed the subject and got other people to join. Namely Anthony, the South African guy who works in another department of CPW; A Fortyish looking guy who made the most stupid jokes about us "huddling to keep warm" ... "You know what will be the best thing to do now? ... Jump in the sea naked". It wasnt long before Anthony and I detached ourselves and found out we were bth interested in all things gadget. We browsed my site on his PDA/Phone.

Anyway... so l get off the bus @ Sherperds Bush and get a train from there to Kings Cross/St Pancras. All of a sudden i "notice" this stink. Distinctive garlic stink. I normally avoid eating garlic if i can help it. So i kept on moving around. Still stinks! So i give up and decide to put up with whoever had brought some garlic on the trains to kill the Tube Vampires.

I get to KC/PC and change trains. Victoria Line to Seven Sisters. I'd totally forgotten about the garlic now cos i probably wasnt "listening for it"... Then all of a sudden BAM! It hits again. Just then i realised... It cant be co-incidence.

Now remember the free pizza? Ya. It was me that was stinking the trains up. I quickly popped some gum in my mouth and tried to chew as quickly as possible without opening my mouth. I wonder what people that i'd moved closer to to escape from the "vampire slayer" had thought.