Feng Shui... Just Space Managemnet or a spiritual thing? Faf's verdict

"FENG SHUI IS the practice of living harmoniously with the energy of the surrounding environment which naturally leads to the art of placement, not only of buildings, but of everything within them."

This what the Feng Shui Society of UK defines Feng Shui as..... what a load of bullshit!

So i've been away.... again, as always. Been real busy with renovating my place...i dont know any of that Feng Shui shit, but i think i've done well. I didnt re-arrange my stuff on any reason as daft as Feng Shui but rather out of laziness. I move the bed and i cant be bothered ro return it to the original position so i re-arrange everything else to fit in with the bed... and i have my own version of feng shui.

Anyway i'm yet to meet anyone in person who really believes that Feng Shui thing.... by now u shd have realised i dont see it as anything beyond Space Management. but i know u're also probably gonna argue that i'm not a spiritual person ...probably cos of my ego problem [as diagnosed by GreenGem*, of Ghanachat... of which i know more abt. we'll visit the topic some other time] But the real arguement is that i'm not very spiritual if any at all so i cant possibly judge on whether feng shui has any spiritualness... but then again what is spiritualness? Does moving furniture abt and placing pots 'n' pans in some way make u feel any good abt ur working or sleeping space? well... maybe colors make a difference but shit.. the position of ur table can give more productivity? hell no!.... well maybe not for me.

I guess then maybe my sitting on the carpet now typing is gonna change my style of writing. but by how much? i think all that Feng Shui stuff shd be added to Management studies in Universities and thus require degrees or some shit like that so we know all those people are doing nothing else than managing our space when they come in to move furniture abt. maybe then they'll charge u less for it... well just maybe

*Names in this post have been changed for privacy reasons
**Shout outs to hotgirl15 @ghanchat ....u wanted to be mentioned? well how abt this... u happy now?

Where was she all my life?

Marian

leave ur boyfriend and let's get freaky.... how that's gonna work? i dunno ....what intrigues me is.... where were u all this while when i was in Ghana. And u show up when I'm here? Too bad!!

The Image Gallery is On.... in full force

Ok I've been doing some work today... and I've got some pictures online... use the link on the right panel to find the pictures. Dont xpect any more in a long while. U'll realise there arent many new pics on there. That's cos i dont really like being infron of the camera... i'm shy ;) [really!] So just njoy those u see... cos u arent gonna get any more in a long while. If u have any pics that u think will be relevant to my themes [Accra Aca, Dansoman, InterCo... etc] .. just contact me and I'll tell u where to send the pics. I'm out!!

Hatemail! oh Hatemail... what will I do without it?!

From: "M Aryee" [mercy_aryee@msn.com] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: "faf" [faf@myself.com]
Subject: Sent from your website
Date: Sun, 8 Jul 2001 00:26:10 -0-500

Faf's Response:
Err... does Miss Aryee [or Mrs?] ....whatever... but does she have a [back] button on her browser? There was a fair warning in the second page of the site telling u the sort of things u might find here. Let me tell u where to find that button... and if you're that dumb... then i'll show u the easiet one... look on the top right corner of the browser... there's a little "X" there.... now slooowly move your cursor to that "x" and press down on your mouse... click on the left side of the mouse ok? and then mercy..... let go... ok? let go of the mouse. Like magic.... you'll see my stupid site go off your screen.
Now I wrote these instructions on the assumption that you are the moron that the mail you sent me implies so i hope you understand it Ms. Aryee!!! I hope you dont see this... cos then that'll mean u DID enjoy this site afteralll and so came back.

I Said That... You Can Quote Me On That

Ok so I like quotes... who doesnt? You dont?? U're wierd... u need help. Anyway what this is all about is I heard these lines on TV... and they just stuck in ma head like that.... i cant help not sharing them with u guys:

The lines that most intrigue me are the last two... really most of the ppl we hate dont know cos we dont have the balls to confront them and those that do know are those that have the balls to let us know they hate us. Whoopi did a good job overall, but I wish she had just replaced the last word: "care" with the phrase, "Don't Give A Shit!" ... just to make it more quotable in my arena of quotes.... I like quotes like these... but mostly I like very Dark Quotes.... maybe I can put a collection of my favorite ones here sometime.... who wants them?

Yes I have "Pink Lips", Lady Marian

Hey Marian... u sure are becoming one of my regular visitors. I know I have about 10 of them but none of them really contribute much on the site.... nor do they constantly send me messages in my mail telling me how much my site sucks or how ugly I am. [thank god for that!]... anyway it's kindda fun with you.... and it really does make me wanna cum look what u'd said about my site as soon as i get online... yeah it's true.... i gotta job and that's why i havent beem posting everyday like i'm supposed to. Anyway the everyday posting things is just hypothetical.... i cant really post everyday... but sometimes i make up for it by posting twice a day... anyway i hope i never let a week go by without posting.

So u think i'm a "cute sleeper"? and cute when just awake in the morning? wow! that's a first... thanx anyway, Lady Marian. And hey almost forgot... I do have them pink lips if they are that defined in those pics. I dont suck on them by the way. Talk to you later Marian.

People are supposed to be curious but this is insane!!

So everyone knows what happened to the proverbial curious cat, but was it really to blame? Probably not. Ok so by now u shda guessed how every posts starts with not-making-sense.... and as for ending in making sense, i cant tell much.

Anyway what this curiousity-bizniz is about is this:
I met this girl online a coupla weeks ago. It's just fund talking to her [arent they all?]... anyway she's xtremely fun to talk to. Hey guys no romance yet alright? It cud, but for the fact that she's one cab trip, tube journey and a plane flight away. But that's just the possibility. Now what's happened is she trusted [if that's the right word to use].... well, trusted me enuff to drop a word when we were having a chat on Yahoo! Messenger and tell me it was her password. Telling me I could take a peek anytime.

Wow! How much I've been meaning to sneak into people's mailboxes for long. And it's right there in front of me.... it says like in the Alice in Wonderland stories, "Read Me!", but of course i had to tell her, the gentlemand that I am [snickers].... "Oh no! I cant possibly enter ur mailbox". Now i swaer to god that when i said that.... i meant it. What has happened on the contrary is that.... the password keeps popping up in front of my mind's eye. I've spent the whole day trying to forget it.... then it comes up again.

I'm pretty sure I can go a week without beng tempted to try to err.... take a peek. So I'm gonna use all my convincing skills to ask her to change the password. It's not really fair for me to go thru this. Plus I hope i dont have to go in there and see something i'd wish i neva saw....[ hey... the password again... i just pictured it, again!!]... this is insane!! Mrs Hood if you're reading this.... please change the password so i dont have this "curiosity bout" for long. Anyway so until then... lemme know ur comments.... shd i or shdnt i? And remember if u say i shd.... that u wud have to convince me abt that..... on the other hand i have a million reaons why i shdnt.... so u dont have to.

*PS: Names in this post have been changed for privacy of the person(s) involved
*NOTICE: Sorry for not posting anything for so long till now.... work is tiring and when i cum home i have a major project to work on for next yr... and some TV to watch. I'm looking for ppl who will post alongside me. U need some basic knowledge of HTML... then u can post ur stuff too... hurry b4 i change ma mind

The Little Red Ridin' Hoe ... Rewritten, Abridged and spiced up

So all of us know those fairy-tales from our child hood... we grow up and then we begin to realise how stupid the stories are. Wouldnt you love it if the stories had a bit of body to them? C'mon just some spice? wouldnt you love it? Well for today's post, I took one of my favorite fairy-tales and did just that to it.
It took me a little over an hour so dont mind the mistakes... i cant be bothered to correct them so if by any chance you spot a mistake just keep it to urself.

MORE...

Old Doggie Learns New Trick

Anyway.. u see we have this real stupid dog in the house(dont ask me wot breed it is cos i dont know... and pls take your mind off those exotics.and the hybrids... plus this dog is wierd... for real.. it's a got a pink nose and a funny color and shit)anyway now back to this dog being in the house... it's not really "ours" like i put it the first time... it's ma brother's , wherever he got this dog from.. i dunno..

this is not wot i really want to say but i'm just tryin to let u get a pic of this dog well. it's sooo stupid it pretended to be pregnant... and i fell for it cos i had seen the rottweiler next door jump our wall a couple of times and sniffing her somewhere... and i heard whines (or was it groans and moans) at night when we were all sleeping.lol(I NEVA TRUSTED THAT DOG). and besides she had started getting big tits and all and was growing bigger.. so silly me i gave her milk every morning cos i wanted cute lil puppies and got her good stuff to eat all the time which was really strange... cos i HATED the dog the very day it came sniffing with it's pink nose... it got kinda used to the special treatment and gave me occasional licks here and there(not "THERE".lol).... i been feeding this dog foreva and after 6 months this dog still looks pregnant ... hasnt shown any signs of it giving birth any time soon.. I got so pissed cos i realised this dog knows wot to do to get me to feel sorry for it and feed it... when eva i open the back door it looks at me someway.. .and i have a soft spot for looks like that.... and when u put food in the bitch's bowl(hellooo??? it's a female dog) and pull it away from her just for kicks it growls mightyly at you like u're some stranger....

Now this dog thinks i like her...which i dont...can u help me out cos i stopped feeding it and it ALWAYS comes crawling back for sympathy when i give it a whack on the head....there was this time i got mad and hit it real hard and the bitch just peed there and then...i had a good laugh...

The damn dog dont even have a name...i heard ma bro call it something which sounded like bold and beautiful (B&B for short) ...but that dog aint bold and she dont look shit like beautiful either.almost like Courage the cowardly dog. B&B is nothing like her name.lol.

Damn this dog is wierd!! next thing i know she'll be trying a dildo.

Heyy!!.... I got meself a partner

The last post before this wasnt by urs truly.... rather it was posted by my new partner. She's Marian... and i think u're gonna be seeing a lot of her... wit all her clothes on [i'm sorry guys]. She doesnt know so much html but she learns quick so forgive the odd mistake she'll make here and there with the codes and mess things up. And the better news is: I have someone to blame if i make any mistakes in the code myself... what d'u think Marian? Can u bear it?

Those of u who read her post b4 this shda known it was too good to've been by FAF so why dont u tell her wht u think of it... by commenting on the post. Dont be nasty guys.... she's a lady

Ever felt so Un-funny? Huh? Have You?

If you know me enough you'll realise I take a bit of a pride in being able to make people smile or laugh especially when they dont want to. Now what happened today was really something that sent my "pride" down the drain. Here's how it happened:

Episode One:
Very early in the morning. I'm just returning from my little summer job, I have the whole day of work ahead of me and I'm already tired so I'm in a lil' bit of a dull mood. Then accross the road I see a couple making thier way accross towards me. They were speaking twi:

"Ehh... Saa fonecard no dié ényé!". That was the lady.... she was pregnant and the guy was probably the one who did her in. Anyway what she meant was "That phonecard isnt good".
Then the guy went on to say something abt how much problems he's been having trying to use the card.... by then our paths were just crossing in the middle of the road and impulsively, I said "Ehh... Mahu saa adié no.... e'yaa tó £10 dié no" meaning "Yup... been having the same fucking problems too with the phonecard... why dont u try the £10 ones?"

You would xpect either of them to acknowledge me at least!! ha... nope they just looked at me for a split second and without any facial xpression of any kind... paased by.
Hell! I'd spoken twi for god's sake!! It's not everyday u get to meet ppl who speak twi barging into ur conversation... didnt even get pissed off. Just walked on like nothing happened. The most eerie thing of all is the look.... the damn look they both gave. I bet u Nkrumah's bald head, U've never seen it b4.
I cant begin to describe it, but the closest I can imagine is this:
The look on the face of a non-art-appreciative gay guy looking at the painting of the Mona Lisa. He's obviously not into art and doesnt get turned on by the Mona Lisa chic or her face or her tits. I think that abt descibes it enough.

Anyway... Those two gave me a real scare. Made me think I lost making-people-laugh thing.

Episode Two:
After the first "humiliation"... I've come home and I'm waiting till I can start my second job of the day. My lil' 3year-old cousin is around. They came down to London to see their Dad (ma Uncle) and my other cousin leave for Ghana. Anyway... me and Nana Poku [he's the one who uses black markers a lot]... well like i said me and him are inside there and i was getting bored so i decided to play something on him: REPEAT EVERYTHING HE SAYS!!

The poor kid... after about 3 minutes of repeating his stuff... I began to smirk... then he stopped saying everything else but "It's not fair"... unrelenting I kept on repeating after him... "It's not fair" and still smirking. Then he looked up at me.... in all his 3 years of innocence and said "IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!".
Wow! Was this my bad day or what? Even the lil' kid knows i aint funny!

Episode Three:
After ma lil' couzon has shied me and nigga's gotten some rest. I was just walking along the road going to get a bus for the second job when I got a call from some chic at the agency that finds me the jobs. Earlier.. they'd told me of some appointments I could work on for Thusrday & Friday. Well... basically she called to tell me I couldt have the job cos the clients had specificallt requested a female. I was cool wit that but she was tryining to xpalin that it wasnt anything my fault or some shit like that.

So I decided to crack one... I said, "Dont worry Gemma, I'll just sue." Then she went like "OK. See you then, bye Fred." Whew... she missed the joke. Now thinking of it, I think she mistook "I'll sue" for "I'll see you"... <sighs> What a bad day!!

So for the rest of the day...and maybe all of this week I'm putting off cracking any jokes. 'Cos I cant stand being told "Piss off nigga, U aint funny". Three times is enuff for a week.