Anti-Religion? Nah Call Me Rev. Frimpong
Emerald, I know you're probably gonna say I did this because you said i was anti-religion but check the date.... and
their website. It's not a prank and yes, i'm legally allowed to perform marriage ceremonies. So when you're getting married, lemme know and i'll be there to bless it.
Now how about calling me Rev. Frimpong?
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This is to confirm that
FRED FRIMPONG
[X XXXXX WAY
LONDON N17 XXX
UK
has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 3/29/2002
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor
www.ulc.net
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Dear Rev. FRIMPONG,
Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are
now an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church in
Modesto, California! Please record the above date of
ordination for your records, as you may need this
information in the future to fill out the various forms of
the clergy. If you were ordained previously, the above
date will constitute a valid date upon which you were
RE-ordained. If you move or change your name, please
contact records@ulc.net to update your record.
Ordination is for life, without price, and without question
of your specific beliefs. You do NOT need to pay any
tithe, donation, or offering of any kind, now or in the
future.
MORE...
Unsure Prankster?
Got this call lastnite. A fememale voice... very American And the conversation goes like:
Pransker: Hello...
Faf: Hello.
Prankster: Is this Fred?
Faf: Yeah, Fred here.
Pransker: Yeah Fred a heard a lot about you....
and you think you're all that...
And you know what? You're not.
Faf: Who's this?
[Silence... then line cuts]
The thing is... this pransker seemed so unsure of herself. She didnt know what she was doing... her tone was like she was scared or something. Especially when she said "Your're not" and made it sound like "You're not?" Anyway if by some chance u happen to someone who comes to this site.... It was fun. Can we do it again tonite, Sexy?
[unhhh] I'm rested!
Nothing like a week off when u dont expect it. In relation to my losing track of time, i didnt know the easter break was two weeks and was prepared to go back to college this monday [past]. And then i learnt all of this week was off. Wow.... never done that much sleeping since way back last year when i was convalescing from chicken-pox. I feel all fresh and i'm really kindda looking forward to going back to college now. And oh.... my birthday passed during the weeks although i still havent updated the "overview" section.
I didnt just sleep. no. I did some reading too. I've had Dean Koontz's last novel [One Door Away From Heaven]for a while now but i never got round to read it. I started reading it but havent finished yet. I'll post some quotes from it when i'm dun... as i always do. Bubble's u need to read this one. My copy is paperback but Dang! It's big. And my trying to secong-guess the storyline hasnt been working at all. It's so unlike any Koontz book you ever read.
[I've had to link to the image from my yahoo account 'cos access to port 21 has been restricted (on this computer). This basically means i cant upload to my ftp account. Yahoo seems to have this stupid thing with blocking linked images. If u cant see the image, right-click and choose "show picture".]
Bone-Quotes-N-Harmony
I've had the last
bone thugs album since way back in 200 but i dunno why i decided to go back listen to it. I got hooked and i've been listening to the same CD for the last two weeks. I dont hear most of the stuff they say but when i DO hear 'em they just rock. I'm sure they're gonna get another album out even though one on 'em is in jail.
"Y'all say you real, then we'll see
Will you ride for me?
Will you die for me?
If I pop somebody, straight up lie for me?"
-- Wishbone;Show 'Em; BTHNResurrection.
Sure, Wish, I'll lie for you... so long as the person you... ummm popped? wasnt moi.
"I've been smokin weed for a very long time, why should I change? /
An plus they say that ecstasy shit fucks up ya brain (brain) /
Ah, ah, why should I (I) just to get high, when weed gets me high? /
Nigga try this here. They said betta then that there /
They say, "You'll like it (You'll like it)". So I tried it. (i tried it) /
I thought the shit will have a nigga high an' horny /
Im high, but I'm too high. Wanna hurt somebody/..."
-- Wishbone;Ecstasy;BTHNRessurrection
No... u're not worng, that's a song devoted to the drug X... or more of the struggle between weed and X for domination. Both Extracts are by Wishbone, from the album BTNHRessurection.
[Chikie Chikie] My Name Is...
What better way to explain this post than with an image:
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If u're wondering, this is a scan from the notebook in which Eminem cooks up all those lines for his albums. Yeah, he IS having fun writing the music. Just look at what he an C.A (Tina Aguilera) are up to at the bottom there.
Hmm.... That looks like me dont it?
I just asked ma 5yr old niece to draw a picture of me in MS Paint. Now, i almost regret asking her to:
[Click To Enlarge]
Now next time you ask a 5 year old to draw you a portait, make sure she doesnt have an imagination to add a "hat with bubbles on it" or see mud where there aint none.
I'm Bored. Know A Game I Cud Play?
Went back to college today. I was so looking forward to it but I'm bored shitless. Know any game I cud play? I'm not good at solitaire or those crappy inbuilt games on windows. I got snake on my fone but I'm not that patient. I wanna play chess or sum'in but i need someone to play wit.... and a chess board. Adwoa (Merries, now @ BX,NY) taught me to play that game... but it seems no one likes to play it.
Yeah Bubbles, u guess right, I'm bored cos i finished the Koontz book. I have the Grisham book that someone got for me off my Amazon Wishlist but it's Skipping Christmas for god's sake and i dont think I want to read a book about skipping a holiday which is long gone and not going to be rearing its head anytime soon.
Woohoo! dotFAF hits 20K
Thanks to J. Dubios who decided to stay and keep vigil toll my site had its 20000th official hit, I knew immediately when it did. Now I think u might like to know that this is not very accurate it's an estimate of + or - 100 since I didnt start using the more accurate counter until late May 2001. So there you have. Anyway... thanks for letting me know Mr Dubious.
Correction:
In the dotFAF edition of 9th Avril 2K2, an error was made in referring to Ms Dubious as Mr Dubious. The editor/webmaster of dotFAF.com wishes to apologise to her and let readers know that she's all female and is not a gender bender as might have been implied. Also, the editor would like to allay all fears expressed by the UFO and X-File fanatics out there who are calling for an investigation into the matter that Ms. Dubious may be a shape-shifting, multi-horned, asexual, man-eating, egg-laying alien from the planet of the Tokra. Please rest assured that she's all woman.
Thank you and sorry for any inconvenience caused.
Signed,
Faf Ybbraw
[scribble, scribble]
"Protect and Serve" me?
You wont believe what I saw today when I got off the bus on my way to college. An N.Y.P.D sedan. Just like in the movies. Cruising down some backstreets. I mean what are the chances? I didnt know their "Protect and Serve" motto extended to us here in London,UK.
(Yay!) ... I'm A Geek
It's official. I've been voted by my whole IT class as a geek. I make a mistake of answering a question by the teacher with this sentence:
"Well i dont use Linux cos all the people I know who use it are geeks".
before I knew there was a vote going on with everyone else's hand up except mine. Then they had someone deliver the verdict to me... Jury-style.
Yup... so I am. Yada Yada Yada.
Kill Everyone For Fun
You know that day when i said i was bored? And I wanted a game to play? I found a game that I JUST like. It's called the "
Kill Everyone Project". Just as the name suggests, you're supposed to kill everyonme... on Earth. Where everymouse click is one kill. That's 6 billion clicks for you. And that some sick people out there with no lives who wanna go click all day. It's been going for a while and some people have killed more than a million.
You're thinkin'... "Cheats!". Nope! The guy who built the game is SO good with flash and i think frankly he needs to put his talents to good use. Anyway... wot he's dun is the button you have to click to kill is very small and it moves randomly with every click... so you cant set a bot to keep clicking the same spot for you.
Within an hour of playingI'd killed 25,456 already. I'm not that good... plus i got bored... but i'll return to kill some more.
If you find u get queasy wit talk abt killing people... check out his other games... everything is Flash based and it's quite easy to understand.
Minor Tweaks on dotFAF
Since I've finally got into Yahoo! Search and Google, I've decided to tweak the site a bit. It would not affect the way you move around the site but it'll help with placement in the search engines. I'm already getting hits from google like second place in "appear offline" which is rather wierd considering there's 222,000+ pages with that phrase. I've also started getting the naughty search requests like "nude ghanaians" and "12 yrs dad fuck" or something like that... i'm not sure but i normally post then on
Disturbing Search Requests. You check there often... u'll find me.
I'm trying to work out how to upload images thru the broswer. The recent problems with not being able to upload stuff thru ftp means i'll have to safeguard against that happening again by being able to upload any image i want to link to from my browser... and tell Yahoo! Geocities to sod off with their leech-blockade.
On that matter.. u may want to refer to my post about my niece drawing me a picture... it's on my own server now.
Alright enuff technical already.
"Girl, where's your coat? You've pulled"
If you know that line then u should know it's one of the most popular pick-up lines in the UK. When someone goes out with the intention of returning with a mate... s/he's said to be "on the pull". Now you get the drift dont u?
Well i think i came up wit one that's set to rival the "u've pulled" line.
"Hi there, can I have your autograph?"
U're thinking "Nah! Too lame" but in the spirit of pick-up lines and all the scenarios that cud follow wait till i explain what u'd do in any scenario that follows if u use this line.
1. S/he figures it for what it is -- a pick-up line, and a lame one at that.
Well... now u have it cut out for you... or not. It's no more in your court. Either s/he allows you to continue or s/he thinks you're too sleazy and walks off.
2. S/he's baffled and s/he asks.... "Just who do you think I am?"
Just the scenario you're looking for. You can either be frank and say... "Ummm.... that was a pick-up line". And i'll think u're as dumb as a... as a dumb-bell. Or you cud say something like. "Well I dunno who you are, but with the way you look, I figure you have to be a model, an actor(ess) or about to be one of either. Now whichever it turns out to be.. I want ur autogragh."
Now this has to work on anyone on the pull.... or should it?
3. S/he's really stupid and thinks you've mistaken him/her for an actor(ess) [which s/he by no means will ever be] ... and gives you an autograph hoping to go back home to tell his/her mates how well the new diet s/he's following has worked.
Now can anyone else think of any other scenarios? And the possible re-actions?
What's New on dot.FAF?
Yesterday... the minor tweaking i started turned out to be something big. I updated some parts of the site and added the much-requested
forum. When I was done, I realised how silly it will be to tell people about additions and updates in a post everytime there's one. I have the
mailing list, but not everyone that reads my journal is on it so I've created a "What's New" section where I can easily let u guys know what's recently been changed, added or updated.
In the background... where you'll never get to take a look, I've figured out how to upload images thru a browser, so I wont have to link to images [that arent shown anyway] on Yahoo! Geocities. Sometimes I wish I could show people what really goes on behind the scenes... in updating the site and all. I feel so clever after I've figured out how to write some code to do something for me i thought cudnt be dun. But I have to be modest and not give out my code or give links to some areas of the site even tho they're secure for fear of the security risks such things pose.
That said... I'll remind you all that the forum [forum.dotfaf.com] is open to all and does not require registration. Anyway, if u do register, remember that the process of editing profiles hasnt been mastered yet, sp enter your correct details the first time u register.
What Are The Chances?
So I finally gave up listening to the Bone Thugs CD and put a mix CD in my player. Now this morning, on the bus going to college, I had ma earphones on with the CD playing... It was on the Jay-Z song "
Guilty Until Proven Innocent" featuring R. Kelly. Now what's strange here was that just when he [Jay] says:
"Before me there was many. After me there will be none -- I am the one".
Yeah just then I looked out at the billboard that the bus had stopped by, there was a BBC1 advert saying "The ONE". With the letters of the word "one" replacing the usual BBC in their logo.
So fat chance... co-incidence. Then I looked down at the bus-stop... it had an advert of the Jet Li movie... yup you guessed.... "The One".
It is strange, aint it?
Good News/Ba.. Good News
Yeah... it's only good news I have for you.
Anyway, before i go on... did anyone miss me? I've been away for a while and I know the grafitti-wall has been down for a while but I'll fix it... just in my own time
Back to the news ... I took the final semester 1 exam for the Cisco CCNA program on Tuesday. I passed.. and not just that... I got 96%!!... that was unbelievable. I was so scared before I took the test that i was gonna fail and look stupid cos everyone was expecting so much of me. So there... I'm halfway to becoming CCNA Certified. Bring on Semester 2!!
The other good news is about my University choices; I had Kingston as my primary choice when I filled out the forms... the problem was that I'd only been in the UK for just 2 years. Now to qualify to pay Home Student fees... which are lower... you have to have lived in the UK for 3 years. Now by some asessment [I'm not gonna go into it]... Kingston Uni considers me as a home student. Lucky me... if I'd been considered an Overseas student I'da had two options: Pay around £8K/yr for 4 years or take a year off before going to UNi.
The more plausible one wuda been to take a year off since there's no way I'm gonna find 8K a year. Now that's good news cos I've already lost two years off my life to education having to take "A" Levels in the UK when I shouda been entering UNi in Ghana.
It's all good.
Always From The Other Side
Can anyone tell me why at the traffic lights all the cute girls at the other side of the road? I dunno If i would actually chat someone i meet at the traffic lights up but just for a change... let the cute girl be at my side instead of be coming from the other side of the road.
I've thought of looking at them long enuff for them tp get the hint and standing there when the lights change for them to come. And then i also picture then walking by and looking at me like a tramp of some sort with nowhere to go... or a car-window cleaner. So I dont.
Why so angry?
I just got into college. On my way here I saw this school girl walking towards me and past me. I was tempted to stop her and tell her:
"Hey young girl, you wanna get a boyfriend when you gorw up right? Well you aint gonna get any guy to talk to you if you dont lose that pout. If you continue like this you're gonna have a lower lip the size of a large pizza in no time"
Then I thought twice about, which is very unlike me, and decided I dont wanna be arrested for child-abuse.
Couldnt Think Of A Title
So there're no more CISCO sessions on tuesdays and thrusdays and i'm finding myself with too much time on my hands doing nothing. I even read the Grisham Book,
Skipping Christmas. If you're a fan and u're planing on buying the book.. here's a warning:
DONT!. It's nothing like those courtroom thrillers and law-connected book he writes. This is a small book he must've written when he was 18 or younger. Its about a couple guess wot....
Skipping Christmas for the year. Silly.
I guess I'll have to lok forward to affording the new one out by him; The Summons and The Painted House. I hope they're nothing like the one i just read... cos then i might stop reading his stuff.
On an entirely different topic... It might look like i aint responding to comments anymore... its just something's happening ... when I try to post a comment from college i get erorrs... so maybe i'll ditch the comments system to one i can host on my own server.
Alright... now i'm off to go do sumthing... well something... I might even watch the re-corded episodes of Stargate SG-1... That's the good thing abt having time off. ;)
Tell You About My Loss...
I lost my much talked about CD player. It wasnt just any CD player... It played mp3s as well. I almost always had it with me.
On Friday, Kofi @ monoux and I decided to walk it to Walthamstow Central Station. On our way I decided to get myself some Potato Chips and Mayo for the road. So I gave up the CD to him...
Well we were almost at the station when somethin hilarious happened. Some birdshit fell on his jacket with a "blob!". I laughed at him and he jokingly said something like:
"Char... U laugh me again aa, I go take your thing whack ground"*
To which I answered, "Aiight, I dey beg... but I get aa then the shit fall your mouth inside."**
Anyway, that's not the point.. that was the last time any of us remember seeing the CD palyer. We went down into the Underground and he was ready to get on the tube when I asked for it back....
We didnt stop anywhere between when he threatened to drop it and when we got underground, so either one of dropped it in a bin or someone hypnotised us ... stretched out his hand.. and we gave it away only to come out of the trance later. Anyway, whatever happened... I'll need another CD palyer soon... I guess I'll have to add it to my wish list
You wondering why I'm taking all this so lightly? Even though the CD player cost in excess of £60? Well what else would you have me do? Sulk and whine? Like its gonna bring it back!! That's one of my traits I forgot to add to the "delve in to my mind" section. I always try to find the funny side of things. The thing that gets to me most is that whoever has it also got my D-12 CD that was in it... the fucker!! I'll have to make another copy. And did I forget to mention the chips and mayo werent worth the £1?
Tranlation from pidgin:
[*] "Buddy, U laugh at me again and I'll drop your CD player"
[**]"Alright sorry... but I wish the birdshit went in your mouth"
Will Be Posting Less
I'm a few weeks away from my final exams. This will means I'll be spening less time online and/or updating the site. Any projects I'm on regarding the site will be put on hold when I have to fully concetrate on resting my brain for the exams.
GH Ring: Coming Soon...
For those interested in the Ghanaian Webring, the news is I've already started... I even got a name for it, I settled for
GH Ring. What you dont like it? Think of another and
tell me about it. Technically it's working alright... but I need to design the pages for signing up and all. I'm thinking of some images created using the Ghanaian flag colors in a sort of dirty, retro-Ghanaian photoshop brushes. Its a plus if you get the Independence Arch in it.
GH Ring: We Discriminate Against non-Ghanaians... And Are Proud Of It
Anyone volunteering? I dont have much time to play around in photoshop so if no one does it and I take the break to concentrate on my exams... it'll have to wait till after July.
Who Dun It?
I dont know why two people insist they ARE the prankster [
refer to archives]. I didnt even think much about it... but after I posted it here two girls say they played that prank on me.
First Lori @ Florida "confessed"... then last Friday I found Fidele (@ Monoux) surfing my site... then she also "confesses". Dont people normally hide it when they play pranks? And why is it so important for two people to insist they played that on me.
Well as Fidele will say herself.... "Whatever!"
Re: The Discrimination Thing
I was adding a comment on that issue but then I decided it needed and entry of its own.
First of all Eme... as you may already have read... it's a joke.... and its also not a joke.
A webring is like a clique... you need to fall into a category to be part of it. What we're trying to create here is a webring to promote Ghanaian personal websites out there. Even though it might be exclusive to Ghanaian personal websites, a site may be let in if it is not commercial and has a theme relating to Ghana.
There are numerous such cliques out there. Its all discrimination and I cant ask to join, for example "Aussie Blogz". Cos even though I keep a blog it has no Aussie theme not am I living in Australia.
Its not a big deal. The big deal is that, I did not try to sugarcoat the intentions of anyone who starts a webring. The basis of it all is to keep it exclusive so as to make it prestigious for those people who fall in that category to want to join.
Even if you qualify... you might be turned down anyway cos the moderator doesnt like your site design... content.. fonts used... it's endless the way they try to keep people out.
Now when I say: "GH Ring: Unequal Opportunities for Everyone" ... I do mean it. I'm not gonna let anyone in just because they have a website with a Ghanaian flag on it... that would be in the spirit of keeping a webring... but then it'll also be descrimination wont it?
After GH Ring, I'm thinking of starting GH Blogz.... now just imagine someone being in GH Ring ... but getting turned down for GH Blogz cos their site is not a journal... it's just fair.
But of course eme, u'll always be let into any group I moderate cos the moderator has the final say... and I know you love Ghanaians and the whole world.
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I'm hooked to the show. That's about all I can say. I'm so eager to see all of it in a sitting and I cant wait. I know the US show is ahead of the UKs so I'm gonna try downloading some episodes before they're shown here.
If you dont know about the show check out the official website [here]
Welcome To Myself...
Here's the deal, sometimes I have a whole lot to say (too much if you ask Slew) other times I have very little, that's just the way it is with me. I threatened the life of FAF to get this privilege of posting stuff on this site and now I'm at a mental block. oh well, i'm sure I'll have something better to tell you tomorrow. I look forward to a beautiful friendship with all of you (right) . :)
Birthday blues...
Okay so it's me again. I just realised i did not introduce myself before...I'm Awareness...that sounded so beauty pageantish but whatever. So today is supposed to be my birthday and I'm feeling really old, any suggestions as to how I can spice up my day?? It's currently 1.50pm, suggestions should be posted before the day ends...yeah I'm having a blast.....................NOT! I'll be waiting :)
Curiosity Got Me in Deep Shit
I'm in deep shit. And it's not the kind that can just be blamed on September 11.
Someone sent me a message over the college network. And being THIS curious I just had to figure out who was doing it. I did. Thing is, I didnt stop there... I also had to figure out how to send a message back. Guess what... I did that too. But did I stop there? Nope! I decided their way of sending messages was too tiring so I needed a quick simple interface which everyone could understand. So I opened up MS Access and fiddled with it for about 5 minutes.
What I came up with was this thing that anyone could use. It worked. Actually.. it was too good cos even before I was finished with the file, I figured out how to broadcast a message to everyone in my Workgroup [ or so I thought].
Now it turns up the college doesnt really use any workgroup-ing, there are no internal routers and no logical workgroups. This means all 500-ish computers on the collee network are one big workgroup. U're figuring it out now arent u?
Yup... so I pressed my favorite key on the keyboard, X, and moved the cursor towards the send button... Oops!
A bit too late. Cos I'm in deep shit.
Link To: Umesh Patel
Here's a link to one of ma mates in college, I'm putting it here even tho i aint seen the site yet. .... yeah yeah yeah... now he says he dont got one. I mean he aint got a website... but i'ma leave this here anyway... cause I think a mention of the names "Umesh" and "Patel" may get me more hits from Indian search-engine users.
Yup y'know i'm always gagging for more hits.
Addendum: Curiosity Got Me In...
Previously on "Faf's Got Himself In Deep Shit":
- Faf receives message sent from a computer on college network
- Faf finds out how it is done
- Faf decides to make the process simpler
- Faf succeeds
- Faf broadcasts message to all hosts and servers in the college network
And now the conclusion....
Well now the network has been turned off. Not because it is faulty or has been infected as some students have been saying, but because they [the network admins] want to teach us [the students] a lesson. We have our exams coming and it's like this:
"If you continue using the messaging service, we'll shut the whole thing down and see who fails their exam"
Of course now everyone blames me. Previously, about 20% of the student population knew me and used to point and say:
"That's Fred Frimpong, he built the college intranet"
But now, 50% of them point and whisper:
"If you fail your exams, it's because of that Devil"
It wont be long till I break someone's jaw.
Keep reading... you'll know when it happens
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
I spent two hours working on adding a "send sms" feature in the sidebar only to realise the ppl at
Featureprice have upgraded their
PHP version and that there's a bug in it that's stopped the
mail() function from working.
That means you cant use the formmail or the sms until they fix it or revert to the old version of PHP. What ticks me off worse is that I cuda been working on the GH Ring thing for those two hours. Well...
Well. Wot? You were expecting me to go on ranting?
Emma , Revisited
I just checked my referrer logs and I saw that a search for "
Emma" led to my site. I followed it thinking my site was going to be the only one. Turned out Emma has a website out there. She created it two years ago whiles at a summer camp in Cambridge Uni.
She's got a pic on there so instead of me putting it on here and having to face her wrath, I'll just link to it.... take a look if you may.
[Too late]
Whiles at it I also found another site on that same webspace by one of my mates in college. Satwant Kenth... now we're gonna have another thing to laugh about during the Cisco Sessions.
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UPDATE: Names have been changed since the initial post to protect "Emma's" privacy.
Amma Ntiriwaa, Revisited
GH Family Ybbraw
So what would you take with you if you were to be marooned on a desert island? Assuming you have the chance to decide what you want with u? If you had only three choices to make?
I just decided I would take these:
- A Computer of Some Sort
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Preferably a latptop. Though a desktop wil;l be more comfortable.... but who cares about comfort when U're marroned, huh?
- Google
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I could perform searches all day and not tire. When I call it "the best thing since agbeli kaklo", I aint lying.
- A Blog Tool
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Yes... I'll need to blog. Even though I know no one can read it. Right now even though I'm using Blogger to manage my blog... that may not be the choice of Content Management System I'll choose to get castaway with. I'm currenlty testing Movable Type on this server... and bugger me if I dont choose that one. It's so good, it even allows you to import entries from blogger. Hence "Movable"
And these are in no particular order. But of course neither google or the blog tool will be any good if I dont have a comp to use it on. Of the two, If it came down to jettison-ing, I think google will go overboard... but i'm sure to keep the blog tool. I need an outlet.
It's been awhile .....
Yeah i didn't exactly go on hiatus..- did i tell you how that word freaks me out( i.e. tickles my funny bones) ?? It sounds so vulgar and crass-aka Ghetto, especially the "tus" bit. lol just being silly- ahem as i was saying cos i've been reading every single thing thats said and posted. The problem is that when FAF teaches you to do this stuff, you kinda loose interest...
Why? well i guess cos its well demystified and then you are in the spotlight. i mean i wanna bitch at someone i don't want anyone to bitch at me... lol
Anyway, i'm just saying that i'll be posting more often and if you have any suggestions, comments, wanna bitch at me..... go right ahead cos it makes no difference to me... lol j/k i would like to know though..
May, why come make me broke?
Damn every May i get broke. I'm talking turn-my-pockets-and-see-lint-and-crumbs broke!! Why? Its cos i know lots of people with May birthdays...there's my sis and my brother, then an ex and like 2 other friends, as well as Mothers Day, then June has a friend and July has one more. Now normally this not soo bad, but this year my sis turns 23 (yay big birthday...for some strange reason) then she's graduating from Uni [Oh god! I'm her sister. I can't give a sucky gift] and then my mum is gonna be around for the grad.. so i gotta give her a real gift instead of the cards and tokens.......
In short, Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so i need to figure out a gift for my sis's grad.. and a mom's day gift. The brother can get a PS2 game...he'll be fine with that ...
Girl's Got Issues
Ok so
Emma finds it Abominable that I would link to her page. Crap! If it's on the net, and it public... then I can link to it. It isnt like she's naked or anything like that. I know she's gonna be whining about it for time to come but who cares anyway? It's just a damn link.
So here I am again giving you guys the link to the page. Now you see her picture on there? It's a sort of unorganised poll I'm taking. All you have to do is give her a mark from 1 to 10. With 10 being drop-dead gorgeous and 1 being butt-ugly. Of course you dont wanna give her anything below 5... she wont be very happy about it... and her fuse... let's say it's not very long. In fact I dont know what I'm courting by doing this.... but the unknown is always worth trying
[RATE HER HERE:]"How's My Pose?" Call:0800 RATE-EMMA or Use the comments
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Names have been changed to protect some people's privacy. The links have been removed as at 04/11/2002. Voting booth closed :)
Amma Ntiriwaah
Yetunde? Living Dead?
Anyone know what Yetunde means? There's this Nigerian girl in my college called that. She told me once but i cant remeber... strangely, she's refusing to tell again.
I remember though that it's something to the effect of "Walking Dead".... or "Walking with beasts" [just kidding]... I'm not sure... it has something to do with living, walking, dead sumthing... but I cant remember.
And oh BTW, she said not mention her in my journal too. That's funny though cos she seems to read it a lot. She actually came here on Sunday [just after I added that entry about Amma]... and by 10am Monday, Amma had heard about "THE LINK".
Are you reading Yetunde? How's your friend Aisha* aka. Malaika** doing? Tell her she does justice to the head-scarf thing... all of a sudden I find it sexy. [ahem]
* Aisha is supposed to mean Life
** Malaika means Angel
She's the "Angel of Life"... cute.
dot.FAF Compared To Oprah
Believe it or not, but a search for websites related to www.dotfaf.com brings up the official Oprah website [
try it]. I dont know whether it's a good thing or not cos frankly I think the whole Oprah show is over-rated... it's boring and it's.... boring. Any seconder?
But hey.. if she's popular and her show is popular and google thinks my site is like the show... hell I'll have some more of that.
On a side note... my site is also compared to one strip club site. [try it] called sexykitten.com. Well.... will that hurt if I get more hits that way?
Announcement: Comments Offline
I am trying to move my journal entries and their comments into Movable Type. The comments may be offline for the time being. You can still add comments but they may not show up till I'm done.
I do not know how long it is going to take but I hope it's not for too long. See ya later.
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