Las' Nite's Party
My niece was christened yesterday. Not my sister's daughter... I mean my Bro's. Her name is Teona... well after the church ceremony there was a bit of a party.
It started around 6pm and I thought i'd just work behind the bar since i didnt like the music that was playing. Those crappy DJs played jamaican dancehall music thru-out. Anyway... I was the barman ... flirting with any thing in a skirt below 30years. Well the most fun was this babyfaced girl who insisted she was 17. I thought she looked younger. Anyway... it escalated to a point where she took a lollipop outta her mouth and touched my lips with it... the she seductively licked the4 top on it before swallowing it. Wow!
I dunno... we played that game all night... we danced.. umm... well loadsa stuff. And i didnt even ask her name. I dont think we'd meet again but i decided i'd keep it that way. When she told me she was leaving... i planted a kiss on her cheek and said "Nice meeting you". I think she might be a little disappointed... but i guess i'm not really bothered.
First Day at Work
I'm in my college now... but this time as a member of staff. It's a bit crazy I suppose. It's already boring cos I dont see anyone i know. I didnt particularly hang out with the junior. Well I'm already working on a templatre to start with the intranet pages.
Anyway the barbecue is on Wednesday and that'll be the last time i probably will see my former mates in the college. Blah!
Never Been Happier
It's only my second day at work and i've already got an offer to design a database for £400. Just like that! It's the same knowledge i've had for a year and half but this time I'm getting paid big time for about two weeks worth of work.
I couldnt do these kindda jobs because i didnt have the time. College was full-time and i wasnt about to agree to undertake projects i may not have been able to finish.
Now I'm going to be earning about £2000 in this month alone.... and i've just been out of college 5days. I'd say it's the best thing that happened to me since i stepped foot in London. No more waiting tables... to more working behing bars. No more having to be a security guard at weddings where even the bride is bigger than you are. I love my job already.... sit behind a PC for almost 8hrs coding html pages and getting paid for it.
Shit... i've been doing it on this site for the past.... [check the date in the sidebar]. I'm so happy... but i know i've said it 15 times already.
Spoke Too Soon?
Maybe I spoke too soon cos as last nite when i went home, I began to -
to borrow a phrase - shit my brains out. I dunno what I ate... actually i know... cos i didnt eat anything.. i had a drink... and that was for the whole day.
ANNOUNCEMENT: CISCO STARTS NEXT WEEK
All those on my Cisco team who've been leaving messages here and texting me to ask about when CCNA sessions reume... I've got news from Barry Brown that it starts next week. He hasnt given a day so you may assume we're sticking with the Tuesday/Thursday sceme for now.
Catch y'all later.
I'll probably regret this but:
Gimme a Sea - Gimme an Eye - Gimme an Hearse - Gimme a Sea - Gimme an Oh! What do we have... CISCO! Go Go Team Cisco! :p
Leavers' Barbecue @ Monoux
Today's the leavers' barbecue... i think it's gonna be a flop cos the sun's been chased off by the rain. It's wet... British weather's ruined everything again! Blergh!
London Bloggers' Tube Map
Well
New York has it, so why cant London have it as well? Someone has built
a system that allows bloggers living in london to plot themselves on the Tube's map.
My nearest tube stations are:
Seven Sisters - home
Tottenham Hale - home
Bruce Grove - home
Walthamstow Central - work (fomerly college)
It's fun looking up people's websites and knowing they live only 10 minutes away from you.
I'm Turning British!!
I just got to work... and i'm already tired... first thing i went for was a cup of cofee and an egg muffin. I dont particularly like hot foods. In fact i rarely eat breakfast because of that. I just dont have time then in the morning to wait till it's cooled down.
Now that I'm working in a sort of office environment... I'm just being drawn into the "coffee break" attitude of British workers.
It Get's Better!
It's Friday. I'm a temporary worker at my college. I'm getting job offers wherever i turn. I'm making money for a change. It couldnt get better you say? Well it just did.
I just found out I might be getting as much as double what i thought i was gonna be getting working for the college. What this means is that, if i continue to work for them all the way till the end of summer.... HA!
What makes it all better is that i dont have any girl-related problems [not that i know of] as is normally the case.
Quotes: From The Newspapers
It's Sunday and I now have the time to go through all the week's newspapers. I've been having fun reading thru what people had to say all week and here are a couple you'd wanna know about:
"When photographer Lucy George snapped him on Liz Hurley's doorstep, he repeatedly called her a cunt and then bellowed, 'I hope you die from cancer of the clitoris'"
-- About Elton John; Daily Mirror, July 4 2002, Pg 23
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson
"Sure, women can fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships"
-- Sharon Stone
Mailbox: Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!!!
I just received this in my mailbox. Normally I dont read mail in my bulkmailfolder but thuis one's subject caught my attention. If any of you can help... please do so:
Hello,
If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of
government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and
health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the
carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp,
temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need
the safest method of transferring my
consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current
mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can
help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well
as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am
serious! Please send a separate email to me at:
Dragonball03@aol.com
if you can help! Thanks
You gotta help this guy, peeps! I suppose he'll settle for the 2000 series as well... he just needs out of his body.
Crazy Insane? or Insane Crazy?
Umm what's this tit-brain's problem?
Prabu.org says:
who are you ?
Faf says:
faf
Faf says:
how abt u?
Prabu.org says:
nobody since u are a fucked up ass fucker
Prabu.org says:
ill block u
If you're looking at this; go suck a dick.
Free Lunch? I'll have It!!
All of this week I havent been able to post much because i was at work. At the beginning of the week though, I used to come back from lunch with time to spare for updating the blog
Anyway... for the past 4 days or so... lunch has been quite umm.... worth having cos apparently the college has this tradition of providing staff with free lunches for the final week of every term! Whoa!
It's kebab, chicken, pork... umm... lotsa friend stuff i cant put a name on.
Basically it's wierd cos i'm the nly former student to have had that privilege of attending both the Leaver's Barbecue and the Staff Luncheon. It's a bit wierd thugh and even my maths teahcer, Mr. Khurshid mentioned it by saying:
"Fred I've seen more of you these last few days than I ever saw you in the two years in my class"
Yeah so? It's a free lunch... count me in!
Talking about FREE.... i flipped the other day and went to those freebie sites and filled in any form they cam up with. I've started getting some junk in my mailbox. I mean my SNAIL-MAIL box.
It wasnt all junk though, cos i got a free sample of some Ralph Lauren fragrance. Freebie Gbee!
Havin' a Laff
I've spent the past hour or so browsing for funny stuff on the net. These are mainly flash animations and images that people have in their /images subfolder
So i randomly typed /images after the domain name to see if i could browse their stuff... and the thing you find!!
I also found some flash files you definitely need to see:
Stick People Fight Part 1 -- You'd think the name says it all untill you've seen it.
Stick People Fight Part 2 -- You need to see Part 1 before moving on to this. Watch out for the Matrix spoof sequence near the end!!
ABC -- Are you forgetting your nursery rhymes? Well let this jog your memory. [Make sure your speakers are turned on for a maximum ha ha factor]
Taking A Break...
I'll be having a real weekend since my exams were done starting NOW!
Mante's girlfriend just came to London from Ghana and we're going out to see a movie together. I dunno what we're goina see yet but with asll the good movies out this summer, sure has to be something worth watching.
Lynda, as the only girl will have to make the choice of what we go see but if i have any say in it... then it'll be Minority Report.
And about taking a break... i might just upload that splash page i've had in the works for about a month. Keep an eye out for it.
Site Update: New Splash
So I grew tired of the
Mirror on the bus already and created a new spalsh page. It's nothing fancy... just brings out the CRAZY in me.
I call it "Listen To The Voices In Your Head...". It's got an option for Flash or an Image. For those who have flash... if you wait long enough for it to finish playing... you'll ... well you'll see.
Anyway if you're interested in my previous spalsh pages, you can always find 'em and bookmark 'em on my RetroSplash pages.
BTW if you're interested in where that pic was taken... it was at my bro's. He lives near the Tottenham Hotspurs Football Grounds. That stucture you see is part of the staduim.
Disturbing Search Requests
So I havent posted much over the past few days so i'll make it up by sharing some of the bizzare entries in my referrer logs with you:
*|These items are not so bizzare unless you look at the fact that they generate a lot of hits to my site. Sometimes about 5/dy for "pink lips"... and no... not my the same person!
Re: Disturbing Search...
A second after i added the last post, this came in from Yahoo search:
Notice the full-stop at the end? He put it there! he was that determined to ensure his sentences were right? I didnt know people still performed searches like that... I mean, ask Jeeves... he knows how crappy such queries mess people up!
Dont You Love A Wet Pussy?
Psst! Take a look at this
wet-pussy slideshow.... dont let your mum catch you watching it... they might think you've gone all girly.
Blogchalk
Google! DayPop! This is my
blogchalk: English, United Kingdom, London, Tottenham, Fred, Male, 16-20!
Disturbing Search Requests
Here's another one people:
Good luck in your search whoever you are.
Partyin' Tonite
I'm really getting into this now. The weekend parties. There's another one on tonite. I'm going out
to a wedding party [as opposed to "
with the wedding party"].
Anyway... it's the same circle of friends as was at my niece's christening so maybe I might meet the girl again. Now wont it be interesting? I'll let you guys know about it sometime Sunday mornig.
You want lips? You Got 'Em!
Doobs has been going on since forever about my lips... how about THIS:
After The Party
It's almost 3am and I'm back from the party. Her name is
Tashika [yeah tell me about it!]. Well she says it's her name... and this time I took her number. We got on really well this time... way better than last time, i might add.
Anyway, i think i might give her a call some time.
On another note, I made a friend at the party today. Her name is Ivanna, Ivanna Brown [pronounced, e-vah-nah]. She sits in a wheel-chair and likes travelling. I mentioned i was from Ghana and that kept the conversatin going for a while. She prefers to call me Kofi, cos Fred is an English name. Anyway, I plan to give her a call as well. Before you start yapping away... she's 30+, so stop right there.
You might also like to know... I drank 4 bottles of Bacardi Breezer. That's flavored vodka for those who dont know. I didnt get drunk cos i drank 2 bottles of ditilled water, a can of Sprite, 2 cups of Pepsi, and another 4 cups of Sprite with it.
I didnt dance a lot cos the music was mostly Jamaican Dancehall.... again!! Any way, I gott go sleep now. I have a busy week ahead. I have some people to call as well. G'nite.
dotFAF And TriStorm Get Married
Stormy and I were chatting on MSN and somehow the conversation drifted to something about
dotFAF.com and
TriStorm.org getting married. So we agreed to to get them married. There wasnt any exchange of rings.
dotFAF.com didnt go on his knees and ask
TriStorm.org to marry him. None of that mushy stuff. I'd say it was more like a bethrotal 'cos
Stormy and i agreed to it without consulting either of them.
We hope they can love and cherish each other till hackers, server crashes, or 404 errors do them part.
To all the other girl sites out there, I'm sorry dotFAF.com cant flirt with you anymore, cos he's a married site now. Hope you find your own soul-sites.
We'd also like to tell the whole world that they're married so here's a button you can use to link to them.
You can choose to link to either site. Ideally, you'd want to link to this post or a similar post on TriStorm.org
Ladies, Get A Dog!!
Hey
Bubbles, give up
Zero and get a dog. Dogs can do so much for you that cats cant. I mean they could try but i dont think you'll want all the scratches that'll come with it. It's
all here
Now after following that link, are you shocked enough? Well it all came about because of this entry in my journal's archives. Someone read the dog-shagger's story and decided to do some more research into dog-human relationships. Tell you what, it's crazy!
CHILD'S PLAY (REDUX): Extended Family
Hey so there was Child's Play, CP 2, and CP 3: Bride of Chucky. Now how about the
extended family of Chucky? These doll will scare you silly. And check out the background music. Eek-rie!
Midget Sites At War!
Round One:
Since it was reported so many times accross the geek-world that guimp.com was the smallest website in the world. another site has been trying to wrestle the title. The name? dot16.com. Now it looks like a war is going on.
Y'all know i've been ranting and raving about how much you can do on guimp.com. Well, i went there today to play my usual football, ping pong and tic-tac-toe. Well there's a surprise on there. Their intro has been changed to show a similar design as dot16.com ... and then you hear gunshots. Then you see holes being poked in the page. Looks like a deadly war to me.
And guimp.com's taken the first shot. And won too! Let's see what happens next...
Maame Yaa's Typical Week
I was messing around in whotoshop trying to create a "how's my blogging?" button and i thought whiles i was in there i'd make something else.
Funniliy tho, the first thing that came to mind was a song. One we used to sing in Ghana as kids. It's a bit rude and involves Maame Yaa and Kofi's escapes during the week. It involves English, Twi and Ga. You might not understand one of the languages or even both of the Ghanaian Languages... but tell you what... you'll get the gist.
I dont think i'm up to translating this for you guys... maybe someone else would. Not that i cant... cos i'm expecting some potential employees to check out my site... and i'd rather the dirty talk was in the comments :).
Anyway... I also created this:
Ma Pidgin Come!
More times i dey plan say i go post more for
pidgin inside but 'e do aa den i dey forget. But today die ma pidgin come like
chick wey 'in body come. I see say here pe wey i fitto release am
so 'in this!
Morrow be ma last day for the Cisco Certified Nerwork Associate (CCNA) Semester 2 course. Dem build some queer network for the lab wey man mu' program routers an' shit. We go see!! I gather some small trouble though, cos i never write my course log since Semester 1 finish. 'E jus' dey mean say i mu' fitto gatha time this week inside take write all that before i go gatha ma certi.
Anyway... where the Bleoo brodas dey? I dey crush more people for Lon-don. Last week inside I crush Bronzxy.... u guys go knorr am. Na 'e no shedda be boarder but nah 'e dey bed for Halm-Addo. I bell am more times. Sometimes saf we go link op for the Miss Ghana UK deal wey 'e dey hoppen for August ending inside.
Yeah like i dey forget. The weather for Lon-don dey freak me waaaaa. 'E check like I dey Ga. Wey de chicks jie jie demma bodies. 'E no be easy. Me too wey i say i change wey i say i no go chase chicks tsao. Ma loss dat!
I no sure say 'e be da weather or 'e be me.... or sometimes 'e fitto be say de athletes wey dem fine. I dey pop da Commonwealth Games for telly top, I swear gbemi say de chicks some fine. Demma flat bellies den demma sleek bodies, den demma duna!..... i gatha one aaaa.... 'e go check like Armageddon!
So dat be my fantansy den the fallacy i dey live this week. I no sure say this pidgin shit choose gimme, sake of more of ma visitors no go fitto read. But i no dey biz. Demma duna! Abi dem no go fitto read? Anyway Charles Essandoh.... your motha onu? W'adwin!! Your Mind!!
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