Swing Low, But Leave the Balls Alone

No Chariots in in sight to whisk me off to work in the mornings so I, like so many other London workers, have to trek to work on The Tube.

Now as dangerous as the underground can be with nuttie waiting to push someone random onto the track for no reason and trains getting stuck underground for hours on end... nothing is scarier than the "swingers" on the underground.

You're walking behind a woman trying to get get past them cos you're in a bit of a hurry. They're sauntering like the whole world worked for them and swinging their arms madly with every step.

Do you muster enough courage to attempt to overtake and risk getting a low blow in the balls? Hmm.. i didnt think so.

I'm sure i've lost about 5days worth of my life so far walking slow so i dont get a "swing low".

Now where can i get a Kevlar protector?