Red Pills, Blue Pills and Suicidal Ugandans (and Ghanaians??!!)

What age do we live in, when asking to buy Panadol at the 24 hour shop, one gets asked: "The red one, the blue one or the green one?"

Since when has medication been based on the color preference of the unwell? Shouldnt there be a law against idiotic shopkeepers? Or idiotic offspring of shopkeepers? Cos in this case it seems like it was.

Now about suicidal Ugandans: Last weekend, waiting for a bus to go to Wood Green. With a shitload of Tottenham Hotspurs fans streaming down the High Road towards the statdium... a woman with a thick east african accent and a shaved head (quite pretty actually) asks one of the spurs' fans...

"Who are you playing".

"Porto" He responds.

The moronic woman goes... "You are going to lose"... and bursts out giggling.

People get stabbed for less offences. Like "Actin' funny" or "Wearing the wrong colors". So for her to make jokes like that around a 100 or so drunken spurs fans.... agh!

Now what's this i hear about a Ghanian suicide bomber? Asiedu? Asante man? Fcuk this... I thought all Ghanians wanted was a cleaning job and maybe potentially be promoted to cleaning supervisor?

Now WE want 60 virgins as well?

Changes 2.0

I'm pretty sure it was just co-incidence but the last entry i tried to publish failed and since i cant be arsed to type all of it up again i'll give you a quick summary.

There's been some changes since the last time i posted anything sensible on here:

1. I went to my very first wedding. Was a groomsman so was properly suited 'n' booted. Expect pictures soon-ish

2. My hair has been growing for a while now and i've intentionally not shown it on here for a reason. It's corn-rolled now, itchy, hurting sometimes and scratch-alicious

Here's what it looked like when i undid it two weeks ago.. ignore the look on my face... my arms hurt from sitting there undoing it

If you need to compare it to when it all started look at: The Experiment

3. I'm moving from home. Hopefully getting everything finalised tonight. Will keep you updated