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Stewart and his Aqua-(Skunk)-Farming

Author: Faf
Date: Sunday, May 19, 2002
Date/Time: 17:30 GMT
Permanent URL: http://dotfaf.com/archives/20020519_stewart_and_his_aquaskunkfarming.php
Yesterday i went down to Plaistow, East London to help out one of ma friends, Kwaku Amo-Mante, with moving his things from South London. It was ONE busy day but the highlight of it was when we met Stewart. He has a lot of radical views on why Mugabe is right about kicking white farmers out and about why he hates white Europeans and Americans. But then you cant blame him... he was half-drunk and what do they say about Half-drunk people knowing the answer to everything? Well, to cut a long story short...

I asked him, "D'u smoke this stuff?", pointing to a can of hash with a Bob Marley picture on it.
He goes... "I GROW it!"... ok... so i thought, how possibly? he lives on an Estate where almost everyone else knows the other's bizniz. He cudnt possibly grow it in the back garden.

Well then he decided to tell me about "Aqua-Farming".... basically... you grow stuff in... [guess]... water! Yup...

1. Get one patented can of "Aqua Farming Water-Pump".. invented by a friend of Stewart. His inspiration? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
. 2. Get a heat source for the plants. A 500 watt light-bulb will do
3. Find yourself a confined space that wouldnt be disturbed much
4. Get you some seeds. [NB: Stewart prefares Mary Jane]
5. Nutrients to feed the plants. Anything with Potassium Phosphate; PK-13 you will also need a way to measure the amount of nutrients in the water

6. An old rag... preferably an Arsenal replica T-shirt 7. Prepare to harvest

How it works:
Cut out a piece of said rag, dampen it and place your seeds on it. Sit the rag on the netting above the water that prevents it from sinking. Power on the unit and keep adding some nutrients to the water as when needed.

You dont have to do anything from then on just watch your weed grow.


Stu reckons he could use the water that is pumped out before it goes back in so he's nursing flowers for his mum... how sweet!


Fruit? of his labour...


Nursery: De miity weed a gon' grow from a likkle sapling... ya know?


The equipment: Not avalibable to order


Heating: Provided by a 500 watt light bulb... sizzling!!


The Man Himself: Stewart walking us thru the process

I dont smoke. nah.. not tobbaco... not marijuana... actually i do dislike poeple who smoke [anything at all] to an extent but there's no denying that it a very clever idea.

What he's done it remove all the hassle of having to go buy weed from someone and getting nabbed by the police. The only way he'll get into any problem is if someone rats on him... highly unlikely since all his friends smoke it.

Second advantage is how much money he saves in the long run. It costs about £200 initially for the equipment [if his friend werent the inventor] and a further £100 for the nutrients and light-bulb. That's a far cry away from the value of the 10 ounces he harvested from his first tree*

Of course if you're gonna go into Aqua-Farming you probably wouldnt be able to since Stu's friend inst yet selling his invention. Good luck!!


Comments on this entry:

Author: Wee Man
Date/Time: May 23, 2002 7:15 AM
Email: kiss_my_ass@ur_faggot_ass.com
URL: http://www.fuck_you.com

good luck on ur shit, fake ass sean john p diddy wanna be. and i bet u drink too much dreamarade!


Author: brown"i don't smoke weed or know how to grow it" Aangel
Date/Time: May 25, 2002 1:44 AM

Err Boi boi!! Lemme break it down like this...
Ya boy just happened to be smart and modified a version of the good old aqua culture and like every good Bio text book. Okay i guess i am amused at your very enlightneing investigative photojournalism ...
London seems like fun with the encountering of Random guys who provide hours of pleasure and all


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Date/Time: January 29, 2003 2:47 AM
Email: nyamekye2g2@yahoo.co.uk

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Author: nicola
Date/Time: February 11, 2003 5:02 PM
Email: Nic@with-style.co.uk
URL: http://www.with-style.co.uk

wtf....faf you do attract some weird peeps!


Author: nicola
Date/Time: February 11, 2003 5:08 PM
Email: Nic@with-style.co.uk
URL: http://www.with-style.co.uk

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Author: tochi
Date/Time: April 19, 2003 6:05 PM
Email: mugu@mugu.com

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