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Old Doggie Learns New Trick

Author: Marian
Date: Saturday, July 28, 2001
Date/Time: 00:26 GMT
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Anyway.. u see we have this real stupid dog in the house(dont ask me wot breed it is cos i dont know... and pls take your mind off those exotics.and the hybrids... plus this dog is wierd... for real.. it's a got a pink nose and a funny color and shit)anyway now back to this dog being in the house... it's not really "ours" like i put it the first time... it's ma brother's , wherever he got this dog from.. i dunno..

this is not wot i really want to say but i'm just tryin to let u get a pic of this dog well. it's sooo stupid it pretended to be pregnant... and i fell for it cos i had seen the rottweiler next door jump our wall a couple of times and sniffing her somewhere... and i heard whines (or was it groans and moans) at night when we were all sleeping.lol(I NEVA TRUSTED THAT DOG). and besides she had started getting big tits and all and was growing bigger.. so silly me i gave her milk every morning cos i wanted cute lil puppies and got her good stuff to eat all the time which was really strange... cos i HATED the dog the very day it came sniffing with it's pink nose... it got kinda used to the special treatment and gave me occasional licks here and there(not "THERE".lol).... i been feeding this dog foreva and after 6 months this dog still looks pregnant ... hasnt shown any signs of it giving birth any time soon.. I got so pissed cos i realised this dog knows wot to do to get me to feel sorry for it and feed it... when eva i open the back door it looks at me someway.. .and i have a soft spot for looks like that.... and when u put food in the bitch's bowl(hellooo??? it's a female dog) and pull it away from her just for kicks it growls mightyly at you like u're some stranger....

Now this dog thinks i like her...which i dont...can u help me out cos i stopped feeding it and it ALWAYS comes crawling back for sympathy when i give it a whack on the head....there was this time i got mad and hit it real hard and the bitch just peed there and then...i had a good laugh...

The damn dog dont even have a name...i heard ma bro call it something which sounded like bold and beautiful (B&B for short) ...but that dog aint bold and she dont look shit like beautiful either.almost like Courage the cowardly dog. B&B is nothing like her name.lol.

Damn this dog is wierd!! next thing i know she'll be trying a dildo.


Comments on this entry:

Author: Faf Ybbraw
Date/Time: July 29, 2001 3:45 AM

give the dog a chance marian. that shows how mean u can be with animals... so u mean u were starving the poor thing b4 it started showing signs of pregnancy? Good thing the dog caught on quick enoughh... U GO DoGGIE!! U GO B&B!!


Author: Awareness
Date/Time: July 30, 2001 4:39 AM

this sounds like sthg someone i know would do..... i mean abt the kicking and peeing part-oh chale the poor dog..B&B says " right d all thoughts of getting pregnant/staying pregnant have vanished...the good part was only an act!This girl's EVIL!!"

That was B&B talking!

I gotta agree with Fred ...show that dog some luv ugly (it takes more effort) or not!


Author: B&B's sympathizer
Date/Time: July 30, 2001 4:44 AM

This sounds so much like sthg a friend of mine would do ..i mean the kicking and peeing part....B&B says "Can u believe she did that?? and laughed at it too!!now all thoughts I had of getting/staying pregnant have vanished into thin air..all that nice stuff was an act..this girl is pure EVIL"


Author: Faf Ybrraw
Date/Time: July 31, 2001 3:02 AM

Awareness huh? awarness of what? anyway u've become a bit of a regular huh? so what's wit u and B&B. u're the only person wh happens to've interviewed the bitch [female dog, remember?]
will u ask her if she'll be willing to do a live interview nxt time u meet her alright? and BTW... Marian might not've had pity on the bitch but she's not evil.. she's err... she's fine.


Author: marian
Date/Time: July 31, 2001 6:44 AM

u guys...i'm not mean to animals...i love dogs a lot..but this is one dog i cant even like.Awareness i think u've even seen it b4 so dont act like u dont know wot i'm talking about.neway faf...thanks for sticking up for me when "awareness" said i was evil..THANKS AWARENESS..I thought me and u were friends.if it makes ya'll feel beta...i fed the dog today.


Author: Faf Ybbraw
Date/Time: August 1, 2001 4:09 AM

Ok so u fed the dog only to prove a point... but will; u feed it after this is ova? And u seem to know awareness... how's he/she related to B&B... Awareness posted something in my guestbook b4... i take it's she's a she, so can't be ur bro. anyway thanks 4 ur txt msgs lastnite. was xpecting more tho


Author: awareness
Date/Time: August 3, 2001 2:45 AM

yeah i'm a she and marian I have seen the dog she's not THAT BAD!! I KNOW HOW EVIL U CAN BE (i'm not changing my words...it wasn't even me that said it it was the dog ...honest!!) And yeah fred everyone asks abt the awareness bit..stimes i wonder why i chose it but i guess some of my friends at school used to say i was so aware of sthg (don't know what) and i combed the whole world searching for an ID that wasn't already used and what do you know! that was it!!

p.s. stop covering for molato (marian) she IS MEAN!! :) - stimes...later

p.p.s. why I keep coming back? told you I would it's interesting! okay I'm really gone this time!!


[anonymous]Author:
Date/Time: September 13, 2003 1:10 PM

hi anybody want a chat


[anonymous]Author:
Date/Time: September 13, 2003 1:11 PM

hi anybody want a chat



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