Now i can remember just a few years [2 yrs] ago, back in the boarding house in Ghana when no one wud bother wasting their money on T-Roll. What are newspapers for? What are other people's marked assignment sheets for? What were the answer sheets returned from the previous term's exams for?
Can you list any more items than can serve as asswipes where you're from? I know some people in Ghana use corn husks[1], thus giving a whole new meaning to to asswipe. Any more i should know about?
Author: bubbles
Date/Time: May 3, 2002 5:13 AM
well..i did hear about someone using plantain leaves once.
By the way, newspapers give piles.
What a subject, and on Easter Sunday! Funny though .... you made me think about it,lol. Brought back memories of Ghana too. Let's see .... leaves, old tissues from your pocket, paper towels, for ladies only...those little emergency kits of cotton we carry sometimes for other uses, paper table napkins, paper place mats, a cloth handkerchief or neck scarf that you would throw out after, no matter how much you loved it before using it "there", baby wipes if you're a mom, and just thought of something that I want to patent ... larger post it notes ...use the sticky end ..will take all the nasties away with one swipe, lol. Well FAF, hope you are laughing. Can't believe I'm here writing this, lol. You are such a bad influence ... love your site, no " ".
Newspapers give piles? how come i never got it?
and Eme, you'll get more drawn into it. My ver bad influences arent yet here. BTW, i like ur list.
I can't tell you guys how much I laughed my eyes out..that truly brings back ol' memories> I remember I used to take my time and cut them into sizable shapes and keep them behind my chop box!Newspapers!!Woe betides anyone that goes for one.God really looks after man cuz if that really gives piles, trust me bros & sist, the number of people walking down the streets of Ghana with piles>lol..Thank God for newspapers those days, how many cud afford t-roll, tell me? Only the dada b's.Now here we are today with something to reminisce and see how far we've come in our lives.Praise him! almighty newspaper for it has done good for all of us years ago! Coxy
That's why you wear two pairs of socks!
how many pairs of socks do you have?
Well. my husband came up with the best way to wipe your ass. You simply use your pointer finger, then flick it off and wash it in the nearest stream. If theres no water around just rub the shitty fingers in the dirt then rub on side of pants.HE HE, HAPPY WIPING!!!!
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