Well i think i came up wit one that's set to rival the "u've pulled" line.
"Hi there, can I have your autograph?"
U're thinking "Nah! Too lame" but in the spirit of pick-up lines and all the scenarios that cud follow wait till i explain what u'd do in any scenario that follows if u use this line.
1. S/he figures it for what it is -- a pick-up line, and a lame one at that.
Well... now u have it cut out for you... or not. It's no more in your court. Either s/he allows you to continue or s/he thinks you're too sleazy and walks off.
2. S/he's baffled and s/he asks.... "Just who do you think I am?"
Just the scenario you're looking for. You can either be frank and say... "Ummm.... that was a pick-up line". And i'll think u're as dumb as a... as a dumb-bell. Or you cud say something like. "Well I dunno who you are, but with the way you look, I figure you have to be a model, an actor(ess) or about to be one of either. Now whichever it turns out to be.. I want ur autogragh."
Now this has to work on anyone on the pull.... or should it?
3. S/he's really stupid and thinks you've mistaken him/her for an actor(ess) [which s/he by no means will ever be] ... and gives you an autograph hoping to go back home to tell his/her mates how well the new diet s/he's following has worked.
Now can anyone else think of any other scenarios? And the possible re-actions?
Author: rix
Date/Time: May 3, 2002 5:49 AM
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well that was obscure and confusing and highly improbable but i guess u could say that this scenario is more like it. err A guy walks over to a girl and asks her if she has smiled today....
She looks up and obviously smiles and he says oooh i have my answer already u smiled and its jhust as beautiful as i thought it'd be.....
1- this is the ideal situation and the guy can break out the good stuff and ask where shes from and other general stuff. Note nothing cliche like the weather or about her life but more about interests and thoughts
2- The girl(someone like me on a bad day) could look up and exclaim with a look of disbelief mingled with aversion and a sprinkle of annoyanceand say " WHAT?????" This men is ur cue to either try one lame joke or exuse yourself or else quit the hood with an even lamer excuse...
3- She could have noticed u and will reply saying that she did when she saw u and she could proceed to tell u all the other times she did smile. This is wierd and good and bad. wierd- hey u talk to strangers that much??
Bad- shes a psycho!!
Good- shes noticed u and is gonna make it easy on u.
Whew where do i come up with this stuff!!!
Ya... where does this stuff come from??
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