I havent really given you any updates on the time taken off in Notts. mainly cos i cant and wont. Anyway, Abe[1] and i came back to london togather and having a convo on the phone she goes "You these so many faces, the puppy-dog face,..., the snoring face"
Really, i refuse to believe i snore. How many times i tease people that snore. When i was in the boarding house in Accra Aca, i prided myself in the fact that i was only one of the two people in my cubicle that didnt snore. We'd tease the rest of those poor souls.
I know i teased 'em about it enough that if i did snore a single "ZZzz.." everyone woulda jumped up and made fun of me till the rest of my stay in Bleoo. I talk in my sleep. And Mante, Charles and co made a habit of recording my "nightly discussions" with unknown people. It was like every week there was this tape with my voice of of sometimes mumbling shit no one understands othertimes practising my pronounciation of the word "pronunciation" [We'll get into that later]. I'm sure they'da recorded me snoring just to prove that i wasnt just a somniloquist but a low-life snore-a-loquist
My mum snores. Loudly enough that i can hear her from my room. I'm always having a go at her. Basically if you snore you're the butt of any jokes i can think up when around you. You dont think she'da told me, "Yeah what's your problem? You snore too you lil' piece of shit!"?
So there Abeyna, I dont snore... unless of course you find someone to give a second opinion. But until such a time when i can get a 2nd opinion.... you snorers will remain on my list of people to take th piss out of. And maybe i'm gonna add people that take the Rainbow 5[2]
Author: Emerald
Date/Time: October 21, 2002 4:20 AM
Email: anon@anon.anon
"Thou doth protest too much", FAF. Just teasing...love your site...no " " :).
whatever faf
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