So here's an excerpt from the letter i wrote to Linda Bernard from 35000 feet up in the air on the 22nd January 2000.
Anyway, I had a good seat. One by the window. And wow! Accra looks beautiful from the sky. All those lights. I fell in love with it. Too bad i have to leave.
Now lemme take you thru the rest of the flight. Errr... Yeah, you remember "Desmond's"? That show sometimes ago on television? That's what i watched inflight. Had some laughs from it.
And then the chow came. I was looking at the menu and wanted to ask... "can i just get some tea-bread with Milo?" Nah... not really.
And i guess i didnt want to know what a blanket that had been diagnosed at Lancienne as having the pommes (pompo) tasted like either.
The fourth item. Of course since it had been poisoned by a chef called Poele who was having a bad day at the hotel Riz. Well, he slipped on a banana peel and lost his Pais (purse)... it probably wouldnt have done me any good.
But i had to choose anyway and since i was beginnig to feel a bit cold now, i opted for the blanket with that evil diagnosis. And it tasted like ... urgh! makes me wanna puke.
For desert i didnt have a choice about the chanting mouse trying to balance himself on an orange that had been smeared with cream. I feel sorry for that lil' animal already.
Now fromage. My french isnt that good but i know that one. Everyone knows that right? I know i learnt it from dexter chanting "Ommelette du Fromage" over and over again. "et Biscuits"? Oh... dumb as you are, i'm sure you do realise it's our own ayigbe biskits.
I couldnt go to thé café though even though i was cold. Y'know how much i dont like eating hot food. I decided to go off to sleep again...
[This is when it got all mushy, you gotta pay to read the rest :-) ]
Well there's me trying to be funny at 35000 feet in the air. Maybe i'll find more letters lying around i which are not that personal. Might share them. Might not.
Author: slew
Date/Time: November 2, 2002 2:17 AM
that is so so cute...
i somethin
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