So, your author has instructed me to blog for him as he's currently on the bus on his way home after a late night adventure to the pub after work!
Quoted.. exclusive!:
Alcohol just fucks you over an out. And someone has just done this big fuck spit on the side of the road and I have to look at it. Its just lying down there. When people do that I want to punch them in the mouth.
Its true, I was at the bus stop, and there was this woman who had an orange and just spit it on the floor, although the bin was right next to her. Then she looked at me like it was too far away.
Does that make (much) sense? Don't worry, he calmed down considerably a while after that, although apparently his bladder was so enlarged it was touching his stomach. I explained (naturally) that it would be unlikely as the bladder expands superiorly and laterally (on the right side of the body, not the left). Try explaining that to a (drunkard!)
So he's back to work today with the flirting, boozing etc. I told him it sounds like one of those old victorian public houses AKA brothels.
Author: Faf
Date/Time: November 9, 2002 1:27 AM
Email: god@dotfaf.com
URL: http://www.dotfaf.com
why are you being so evil Abe.. i SO wasnt drunk
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