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A Story of Professors

Author: StormChild
Date: Monday, November 11, 2002
Date/Time: 21:35 GMT
Permanent URL: http://dotfaf.com/archives/20021111_a_story_of_professors.php

Following Faf's recent break to fame by being interviewed by a professor, (who in fact turned out to be a fellow).We discussed (beforehand) what this person may look like.

When you think of 'professor', you probably think of this:


madprof.gif

An aged guy with a large moustache, wild hair and an overly eccentric charisma. Yes, some professors are like this. Then again, a large proportion of society is like this. The professor is to be found living in a laboratory, sewing the likes of a pig to a 3-footed Duckbilled Platypus. Faf also mentioned (in a jocular manner of course), that they make have hygiene problems and be bald. Whether the baldness is due to age or stress, is yet to be ascertained.

A slightly more modern view of a professor;

prof1.gif

Reminds me of the average lecturer I have at uni. A li'l lost on the body weight, with thick 'intelligent' glasses, they're usually approachable and can be found with an algebraic background.

This kind of professor is more-so the quiet type. But there always seems to be smoke billowing around them. Must be the cigars.

prof2.gif

Finally, the young, attractive professor.

prof3.gif

The kind you get in some teen movies where the student falls in love with the young professor who probably specialised in Seduction than anything else. This image is probably the closest (out of the three), that the fellow looked like;

Attractive, young and american.
(GOD BLESS AMERICA!)



Comments on this entry:

Author: Speller
Date/Time: November 13, 2002 12:23 AM

Speller freaks like me would have noticed that I spelt 'professor' wrong. But it only looks spelt wrong when you're hallucinating. hmm..


Author: kris cohen
Date/Time: November 15, 2002 9:12 AM
Email: k.cohen@soc.surrey.ac.uk
URL: http://www.soc.surrey.ac.uk/incite

This is very funny faf. I don't own a hooka, so I'll probably have to resign myself to looking like the second picture, the "slightly more modern professor." I'll start looking for the right glasses and waistcoat.

best,
kris


Author: Faf
Date/Time: November 15, 2002 7:47 PM

that was posted by Abe... just in case you missed it



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