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"I pray thee God, kill that Muthafucka"

Author: Faf
Date: Sunday, December 22, 2002
Date/Time: 13:25 GMT
Permanent URL: http://dotfaf.com/archives/20021222_i_pray_thee_god_kill_that_muthafucka.php
So this friend of my mum's. He's Ghanaian and has been living in the UK for i guess close to ten years. He's been working his butt off and saving money. Invested some into a printing press back in Ghana. Coupla months ago, he decided to invest some more money in some new machines.

So he takes out a £12,000 loan and buys the machines. After shipping them he realises they arent compatible with those he already has. He did the logical thing and tried to flog the new ones and get his money back. Anyway... all this while his eldest son has been managing the press.

It was up to him to sell the machines... he did that alright.. but the money never made it out of his pocket. He's absconded to somewhere in the US with over £18000. Now THAT's evil!

Anyway... the man was praying this morning... and i heard him invoke God's wrath on his son. I woulda quoted him but he prayed in Twi so the closest i could get to a quote is the title of this post.

I told my mum he probably has to put him on suicide watch or something. It's crazy. Sometimes i'm scared he's gonna snap and pick up a knife or something. Advice for the son though.. if he ever gets to read this; Dont ever, ever come back. That prodigal son shit wont work in this case.

Anyway, when i'm not eavesdropping on people's conversations with their gods... i've been at the launderette washing all the quilts in my house. It'll smell better now.


Comments on this entry:

Author: Nic
Date/Time: December 26, 2002 7:05 PM
Email: DropChica@aol.com
URL: http://www.with-style.co.uk

hahahahaha thats erm funny....ok but i do feel bad for the guy, oh i shouldnt have laughed...im so evil



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