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Late Resolutions
Author: Faf
Date: Monday, January 06, 2003
Date/Time: 14:26 GMT
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It's 4:49am, my body clock is fucked up again. I cant sleep, but cant be bothered to turn on the computer either so i'm writing this down in a notebook. This is sort of a new year's resolution the new years been a while now. So here goes:
- Get to know my GP.
I've been registered with Dr. Popat for over 2 years but I'm yet to find out
what he looks like. Last time I had to be at the clinic, which is during my
bout with chicken pox, I was seen to by this lady-doctor.
- Donate blood.
- Find out my blood group. (See, this I think is the easiest way to achieve
the above)
- Get my heart checked out.
For that pain I sometimes feel in and around that organ.
- See if the bone in the middle finger of my right hand is alright. It's
been acting funny for the past 6 years if my memory serves me right.
- Do something about my gum. See a dentist or something and stop it from
sometimes bleeding when I brush my teeth.
- Change my sleeping habits. Or rather, my not-sleeping habits.
- Not make my life revolve around sex.
I remember thinking sometime back about what I'd do if I was castrated. (Yeah,
you read right... castrated... it's a long story) But then I remember thinking
that suicide will be my only option out.... surely, I couldn't live without
sex could I? Good thing I still have my cojones.
It's kindda worrying, most of the above involve hospitals and my health in
general. Thing is, I'm the type that worried if I don't fall ill for a very long
time. 'Cos that's the only time my body gets a check up. Being seemingly healthy
for so long scares me into worrying about falling down suddenly one day and
dying. That's how much I enjoy life.
Anyway, below are a few other things I cant exactly call "resolutions" but
here they are anyway:
- Go to Ghana for a holiday, preferably before September this year. This has
been a while in the planning though.
- Find time for my friends as well as my girlfriend. Toughest!
- Get an Xbox... but not spend any "new" money on it. i.e.. Sell some other
possessions and/or collect donations.
- Make it to that job interview I have at 12noon today, even if it involves
popping 2 more Pro-Plus
Oh that's it... I'ma try sleeping now.
(5 mins later...)
Ok... I still cant sleep, so I'm gonna try to write something... a poem maybe...
or even one of my shitty short stories.
(15 mins later...)
Ok I give up. I wrote some lines for two different poems, but they turned out to
be about farting. How pathetic... I'm keeping the day job. If I can find one,
that is.
Just so you know though... here's one of them
Sleep comes not/
The lines neither/
But the room doth stink/
Cos fart he does/
...
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Author: royalmick
Date/Time: January 7, 2003 4:35 AM
URL: http://uk.geocities.com/royalmick
this is another "farting" poem i saw on a wall in a pub toilet -
here I sit, all broken hearted/
I came to shit, but only farted/
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I was up all night lastnite thinking thinking... then I decided i wanted an Xbox. For more information, read the "about" section. I dunno how long this is gonna take, but I hope not long.
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