See i have this thing.... When i'm not at home or at a familair place, I dont want people to see me coming out of toilets. When i was in Monoux, for those two years, i used the toilets probably about 3 times and two of those were on the same day [yeah, play around with that idea].
The thing is... given a choice, I'd rather not be seen coming out of a toilet. At work and other places... what i do when i'm finished is wait till it's silent, meaning [probably] everyone had left. Then i flush and quickly go to the sinks. Now if anyone walks in and the water in the toilets is running, they can only guess that i was me... but they wouldnt actually see me come out of there.
Now today... i managed to wake up early enough to eat breakfast. Involving Alpen and skimmed milk. But the only kind of milk that doesnt make my stomach run the whole day is the evaporated type.
Just turned out today was the unofficial go-wash-my-hands-and-pop-pimples day cos as soon as one person left.. another person came in. After about 2minutes i gave up and walked out staring at the floor. Quickly washed my hands and dried them. Then whoosh! Outta there.
The second time, for the first time in a while, I walked out looking all smug... "Yeah I'm bad... I didnt go in there just to take a leak y'know. Smell that? Ya that's me!" Ok... i didnt exactly say that but i was not worried so much about people seeing me coming out of there.
Now the only "fear" i have to beat is not worrying about whether people in the other stalls or urinals can actually hear me. Y'know... like the sploshes and farts and stuff.
Author: Doobs
Date/Time: February 12, 2003 11:24 PM
You're the first guy who admits to caring about such stuff.
Are you the kind of person who uses the toilet (at home) while on the phone?
Hi Faf, Happy St. Valentine's Day :). I know this is your site and therefore you can say whatever you choose...but, I believe this is the third time you've written about your personal bathroom experiences...(in great detail -within a very short time period),not including your poll on shower "relief", which has been there forever...Please find a new topic...I know your world is bigger than a bathroom stall. I know something of your intelligence, imagination, and wit...why are you so focused on this ---- (area)? Just making an observation, no offense...still love your site, no " " :).
hmm... now that you mention it, that poll needs updating. It's gotta be about some other disgusting habit tho. Any suggestions?
Doobs... you mean i'm not alone???! And are you implying girls freely admit they're worried about people hearing/smelling them at it?
And ya... i've been known to talk on the fone whiles on the pot. Actually, as cramped as my house is during the weekend, i'm better off talking on the fone in there anyway as i'm LESS likely to be disturbed. Note: LESS.
lol, well you certainly made me question YOUR bathroom habits, I on the other hand, generally can't 'go' outside my own home. I guess im kinda like a freak! Hey and happy valentines day too! Yup, Im sad, sat here reading your site....not that part, just that its 8:45pm and I have no plans what so ever!
LOL....Faf...Ok, like I said it's your site...thanks for letting me off easy...:). I could make some suggestions...but that wouldn't be ladylike :) Love your site, no " ".
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew u are so nasty?
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