Anyway, take yourself away from that for the time being.
You want to install Winzip at work however you can't because you don't have an admin code or whatever. So you call someone to help you. He leans over your shoulder and types in the following;
Yes.. with the Caps lock on, at minimal speed. He then presses the 'Go' button next to the address bar. (What happened to 'Enter??')
You're thinking, ok he mispelt 'Google', like several others have probably done in the past, hence a quick redirection from that site occurs. This person then types in 'Winzip' in order to find the Winzip website.. turns out to be Winzip.Com, surprise surprise.
Marvelling at his slight incompetency he searches a while on the website for Winzip and chooses the order button. Realises his mistake and goes for one of the dated versions. You correct him politely and eventually you've got to download and he then decides to leave.
So you're wondering, 'why ask this guy who seems to know very little about using a computer, browsing and using the internet'.
Well this guy turned out to be one of the 'top' IT guys at Kofi's workplace.
Well.. it sounded funny when Kofi told it to me anyway..
And for those of you wondering when he'll be back.. I don't know, he may manage to sneak away from the 'ass' licking at any time, by that time instead of complaining about wine gums tasting like rum, it'll be OJ tasting like.... ;)
Author: faf
Date/Time: February 18, 2003 10:45 AM
...like cum?
blatantly blatantly
Ha ha ha....ass licking we go. I actually know what ur talking about, it took an IT professional 20 minutes this morning to open a program, all he had to do was apple > programs! Damn....kids these days
Faf! How could you say that? OJ either tastes like OJ or like piss. There are no substitutes.
It was intended .. hence the rhyming! Anyway.. you've never tasted OJ that tastes like cum? Girl.. you're missing out!
Please continue to maintain the good work even if it means giving Kofi the "boneless meat" assuming you're Amma
hey guys what up
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