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Analyze Them!

Author: Faf
Date: Wednesday, February 19, 2003
Date/Time: 16:52 GMT
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As Abe's already explained. I'm doing a training session all week with 12 new recruits and 1 guy who's been temping for 6 months. I dont really have much time so here's a breakdown of what i think when i look at all of them:

UPDATE: (22.02.03)
The whole week was set aside for training. On the last day of training, Mike took us all to The Castle for a coupla drinks. Drinks were on the company. I got the chance to talk to most of them and as such realised how my initial analysis was off the mark. Some of it was due to me not paying attention enugh. Others were due to... i dunno, just prejudice, i s'pose.

  1. The former hairdresser who wants to change jobs. She looks uncannily familiar even though you know you don't know her, she's got that kind of everyday face. Oh and pigtails.
    She isnt the former hairdresser. She is the friendliest of 'em all. 
  2. Ugly gay-boy with bad teeth. I'm thinking, "Please don't smile. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease! And I'm gonna punch you the next time you say 'Me and my partner''"
    Nothing's changed. 
  3. Our father. He feels like he doesn't belong especially during group projects.. He's probably thinking, "The shit man has to thru just to get a job".
    Nothing's changed. He's half Ugandan, half Russian. 
  4. Dumb blonde. She's blonde, she's dumb and is the last person to understand anything.
    She's the former hairdresser. Apart from that, nothing's changed. 
  5. Mr. I'm-Trying-To-Kill-My-Jamaican-Accent. He's cool. He's alright. We'd hang out if he was in my department.
    Nothing's changed. He told me, "I really like you. A lotta people dont understand you, but I think you're cool". Makes me wonder what he means by "a lotta people". Didnt ask what was said behind my back though. 
  6. Camp, gay, non-conservative, punk-wannabe with mohican. You see him and think, "He's probably gay". He talks... and you think, "He's definitely gay!"
    Nothing's changed.
  7. He wants to enter the "Fashion Industry". Looks like he'll make it. "From Miami" but you cant help noticing how forced his American accent is. Reeks of Jamaican patois. First person to manage to annoy me by laughing about my suggestions.
    We got along well. Talking about girls, video-games and girls. 
  8. Tall Indian dude. Cool guy, doesn't seem to have an agenda to take over the world like most of us.
    The baby of the group. 
  9. Our natural leader. Wears a suit and tie most days.
  10. Mr Slicker-Than-Craig-David. He's aiight.
    Had to go to the dentist so wasnt at our little party. 
  11. He complains about EVERYTHING if you ask him. Permanent squint like the world around him stinks.
    Was picked up from the pub by a girl he insisted wasnt his girlfriend. He said, "I'm her pimp!". Too many drinks you think? 
  12. Ms. Smoking Chimney, with bad teeth and a perpetual bad hair day. Vegetarian, Kickboxing enthusiast. Probably doesn't like me but I don't care anyway.
    Was wrong about her. Nice person actually. And she gave her hair a treat on Friday.
  13. Cant stop talking about the Netherlands or stop trying to correct people about the pronunciation of his name.
    Didnt complain once about the pronunciation of his name on Friday. See, it's the language barrier. 
  14. Thinks he's better than most of the 14. Arrogant son-of-a-bitch. Wanker.
Can you guess which number i am? Oh... i'd also like to mention that Mike, our trainer is best you could get. He makes it all enjoyable. I'm gonna go back to work now. See y'all later.
Comments on this entry:

Author: brownAangel
Date/Time: February 19, 2003 6:54 PM

u are # 14 :)


Author: Faf
Date/Time: February 20, 2003 8:53 AM

yeah... c'est moi.


Author: Stormy
Date/Time: February 20, 2003 11:49 AM
Email: webmistress@tristorm.org
URL: http://tristorm.org

.. so you wank a lot?


Author: Nicola
Date/Time: February 20, 2003 6:43 PM
Email: DropChica@yahoo.co.uk
URL: http://www.with-style.co.uk

either #14 or you'd like to think u were #10....only messin
! So...which one are u?


Author: Faf
Date/Time: February 21, 2003 12:22 AM

duh!


Author: Nicola
Date/Time: February 22, 2003 5:02 PM
Email: DropChica@yahoo.co.uk
URL: http://www.with-style.co.uk

its always crap when you dont read the previous comments BEFORE you comment yourself... :-)


Author: mike
Date/Time: February 24, 2003 10:50 AM
URL: http://uk.geocities.com/royalmick

are u the wanker?


Author: pigou
Date/Time: February 25, 2003 3:42 AM

wanker, wanker



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