[2]Or when you never like what mom cooks!
Ingredients:
1. Hunger (a lot of it from not eating anything all day)
2. Eggs (preferably thos laid by chicken)
3. Baked beans (Heinz 200g)
4. Apple Juice (Cheap turkish ones. Pick two up for £1 at 24hr shop on Tottenham High road)
5. Uncle John's Ghana bread from West Green Road
6. One Wi-Fi enabled DELL Latitude X300
7. Something to keep you from cooking too quickly. Ghana Community Forums[1] will do just fine
Making Yay!:
1. Take laptop wit you to kitchen
2. Look aimlessly about to see if there's anything ready to eat.
3. Quickly survey the fridge and cubboards and spot eggs.
4. Go back to your room and find half eaten loaf of bread.Grab and hop to kitchen
5. Reply to a few threads on Ghana Community Forums
6. Dig around for frying pan, break 3 eggs into a bowl and go look for a tin of baked beans.
7. Put pan on fire and put a likkle bit av oil in it. Wait till it heats.
8. Realise you done fucked up and take pan off fire.
9. Make three big slices of bread
10. Get a plate and pour some egg into it.
11. Put pan back on fire and drop a slice of bread in it when it heats up again.
12. Get another plate to put fried bread in. Repeat fo all slices until all fried.
13. Wonder why there's still some egg left
14. Make an omellete with it
15. Get a foldable table and set it up in the middle of your room
16. Go back to the kitchen and reply to a few threads
17. Bring all food, apple juice and cutlery needed and laptop and set it up in your room.
19. Bai bai bo na bo no 'nti!! i.e Tuck into the food
20. Feel so good about making your own meal without burning anything.
21. Decide to blog about it.
22. Decide to attach a picture with it
23. Be pathetic and sit up you iPod so it shows in the picture
24. Blog about it
25. Go back to spending a pefectly good Friday night browsing Ghana Community Forum.
[2]
Author: Tiffany
Date/Time: August 14, 2004 5:43 AM
Email: azygurl@yahoo.com
Fred, you're such a loser, but thanks for the forum link. :-p
Faf, it sounds like you are bored or something... LOL
Anyway nice to see your site is working again.
errr unmade bed?? Or what should be a bed?? cellphone in picture??
You go to Ghana commnunity forums that often eh? You really are bored........
The forums are nice...
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