So here's what. I've got a new pair of favorite shoes. My old Timbs were wearing out and properly mangly anyway since i never clean my shoes.
I got me these new Hush Puppies the other day and havent gone a day out without wearing them. I think i'm gonna get another piare just like them.
Oh the good thing about all this though is that my shoe size has gone down by one size. How's that possible you ask?
Well seems like i've spent the last 5 years or so believing my feet were a size 11 when they were actually 10. I didnt mind the gaps at the front of my shoes cos they made it a tad more comfy but it never occured to me to try getting one size smaller until the salesgirl suggested i try a 10.
Normally i woulda growled at her, cussed her momma and asked her to look to see whether i looked like a size 10. But she was cute... i think so i said.. "What the hell, it cant hurt!" ... and guess what, it didnt hurt. It fit quite perfectly actually.
So no more runnig around shops all day cos i cant find shows my size that i like. Grr.... it was always, "if you leave your details, we'll call you when we got one of them in" or "Let me go get 2 cows and kill them to make shoes your size, you extremely well hung black guy!!"
Well maybe not the second bit, but yeah one thing i'll miss about being a size 11 is the assumption by most people that i'm extremely well hung. (Which i am by the way).
Author: phinar
Date/Time: February 10, 2005 7:14 AM
At long ffffing last but worth the wait though. Hope we don't have to wait another two years for chapter 12.
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